Hear ye, hear ye
The court's in session
The court's in session, now
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge

Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge 
Here comes the judge, now
Here comes the judge

Stop eatin' that fudge
Cause here come the judge
Don't nobody budge
'Cause here come the judge

Judge Shorty
Is presidin' today 
And he don't take no stuff from nobody 
No kind of way 

Hey boy, take off that hat
Where do you think you're at
I know where you gon' be
If you don't heed my plea

I'm here to tell you
Court's in session
Order in the court now
Court's in session
Can't nobody smoke now

Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge

Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge, now
Here comes the judge

Order, order
What's the first case on the docket
Judge I got a boy here who can't dance
Can't dance?  Ah
Ninety days
Thirty days for boogaloo
Thirty days to learn how to shing-a-ling
And thirty more for the Afro twist
Can't dance, what is this

Court's in session, everybody quiet now
Court's in session, here comes the judge
Here comes the judge

Is that the man
No, your honor
Does he look like the man
No, your Honor
Well, I'm sorry you got to go now
Ah ha you can't recognize the man

You got to stand guilty

Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge, now
Here comes the judge

They caught him stompin' down the aisle
Yes here comes the judge
I'd rather be lost in the jungle of Brazil
Than to face the judge
This morning the way he feels

Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge now
Nobody budge
'Cause here comes the judge
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